This is how Donald Trump might come across to English people, especially if one of them is a female reporter. […]

Find out how Nigerian scammers try their luck This Nigerian scammers story was inspired by a real, hilarious event. My […]

We’ve just had the most enormous security alert in the UK. And I’ve just seen Michael Chertoff, the US head […]

This short crime story is about the ambush of a Securicor van. A robbery with guns, balaclavas, get-away vehicles and […]

Little Jonny: “Dad, Dad, wake up, Dad. The Home Office is attacking your computer!” Dad rolls over in bed. Dad: […]

Patrick Mackeown’s funny limericks I had a go at writing a few funny limericks. This special type of poem is […]

Civilian: “Excuse me. I’m looking for the bathroom. I’ve never been in this building before. Can you tell me if […]

Warfare details require cunning One must be mindful of pretext Find examples of grave misdoings Plan carefully what happens next! […]

My poem is the best you’ve seen Its rhyme is elegant and clean A timeless message aging through Tis more […]

I have thought a lot about war, and why it happens. Please read some of my war poems.   In […]

Apparently, I am not romantic. But that doesn’t mean I can’t write funny love poems. This is how it goes: […]

We sit in empty offices all day Wise people ignore everything we say To shuffle paper really is our goal […]

“I’m dreaming of meaning,” said AJ Ayer to Noam Chomsky “What,” replied the Statesman, “do you wish to relate?”   […]

Internet Fora, places to discuss Talk about the changing weather Members love noticing stupid acts Then all moan about it […]

Based on a tradition of tech-hoaxes: (See footnote)   If you’ve never heard the expression ‘warporn,’ then you’ve never worked […]

In the flow of Green River the swans float serine The lock gates there open Pleasure boats glide in between […]

Hawkwood, mercenary general, condotierre L’acuto, “keen one” was his nom de guerre In Renaissance wars he fought on every side […]

Fleet Street trembles before Gordon. Sleepless editors stir steaming, midnight Horlicks. “Our presses will grind to a halt,” they wail. […]

In an age before there was time itself in the Archean Period of Earth’s existence was it not sulphur which […]

Enjoy this computer poem! Have you ever been without a display in a sea of endless whiteness with no ability […]