Limericks
Patrick Mackeown’s funny limericks I had a go at writing a few funny limericks. This special type of poem is particularly suitable to making a point! 1) The last dim-witted […]
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Patrick’s George Bush Impersonations
George W Bush Impersonation No. 1 Patmac waddles up the middle of the room with his arms out like a penquin’s flippers, and cranks his neck from side to side. […]
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Are We Sheep For Slaughter?
Savile Row is my suit! Caviar Diplomatic Dinner Solana, Kofi Annan my guests. “Condi! How nice!” See me swagger? Statesmanlike wave. Stern voice. “The fight isn’t about oil.” “A lasting […]
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Self Esteem
It’s a fact that some people feel worthless It’s an impression some of us can’t hide And there’s a permanent suicidal solution which is a thing that some of us […]
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The Empire That Wasn’t
We don’t want an empire We’re a republic you see So when we take over a nation we do it on the QT We’ve got an oil shortage We’re […]
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The President’s Got No Clue! – Episode 3
Can you imagine America suffering its biggest natural disaster in living memory and the president of the United States doing absolutely nothing? You’re supposed to say, no! I couldn’t imagine […]
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The President’s Got No Clue! – Episode 2
Can you imagine what would happen if the White House allowed poets to convene there and give poetry readings of their own? No? Well, until very recently it did! But […]
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The President’s Got No Clue! – Episode 1
(Can you imagine what would happen if a British comedy star, as bold as Sacha Baron-Cohen’s Ali-G, was flown in specially, to relate to George Bush, because everyone else simply […]
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Satire: A Political Story To Die For
Can you imagine what would happen if one of Washington’s political commentators let loose a rumor that, “Informed sources Inside the Beltway report that First Lady Laura Bush has established […]
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Laurel and Hardy run the White House
George Bush, wearing a bowler hat, stands in the Oval Office behind the famous Battleship-Resolute-Desk. Tony Blair, also hatted, stands looking at him, from the centre of the eagle-headed carpet. […]
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George W Bush Limericks
The last dim-witted US president called Bush believed that oil was an animal from Kush He sent the entire US army to find it The generals explained how they crept […]
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