Donald Trump funny satire
This is how Donald Trump might come across to English people, especially if one of them is a female reporter. This Donald Trump funny satire about his attitude to women […]
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Hilarious Nigerian Scammer Story
Find out how Nigerian scammers try their luck This Nigerian scammers story was inspired by a real, hilarious event. My name is Andrew. I work in a bank in North […]
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Why Would I Lie?
We’ve just had the most enormous security alert in the UK. And I’ve just seen Michael Chertoff, the US head of Homeland Security, who failed to inspire the world with […]
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Robbing Securicor
This short crime story is about the ambush of a Securicor van. A robbery with guns, balaclavas, get-away vehicles and all the trimmings. Enjoy! Short crime story A […]
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No Satisfaction
Little Jonny: “Dad, Dad, wake up, Dad. The Home Office is attacking your computer!” Dad rolls over in bed. Dad: “Snuffle, ppst, eughhg, snuffle. What’s that? No thank you. Snuffle.” […]
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Limericks
Patrick Mackeown’s funny limericks I had a go at writing a few funny limericks. This special type of poem is particularly suitable to making a point! 1) The last dim-witted […]
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The Israeli General
Civilian: “Excuse me. I’m looking for the bathroom. I’ve never been in this building before. Can you tell me if I’m going in the right direction?” Israeli general: “Sure, it’s […]
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How To Start A War
Warfare details require cunning One must be mindful of pretext Find examples of grave misdoings Plan carefully what happens next! For invading Iraq, Google a PhD When asked, why […]
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You Can’t Reject Me!
My poem is the best you’ve seen Its rhyme is elegant and clean A timeless message aging through Tis more than other poets do As I get my laptop […]
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Ode To A Wartorn Land
I have thought a lot about war, and why it happens. Please read some of my war poems. In Palestine early feet were Canaanites Archaeologists study ancient Ugarit rights […]
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The Naked Chef
Apparently, I am not romantic. But that doesn’t mean I can’t write funny love poems. This is how it goes: A chef worked on Salad-Prep one day Making the most […]
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Superfluous Group of Morons
We sit in empty offices all day Wise people ignore everything we say To shuffle paper really is our goal We do well when staying off the dole Nothing […]
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Dreaming Of Meaning
“I’m dreaming of meaning,” said AJ Ayer to Noam Chomsky “What,” replied the Statesman, “do you wish to relate?” “Well,” the Etonian responded, “I’ve been doing some thinking. And […]
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Internet Fora
Internet Fora, places to discuss Talk about the changing weather Members love noticing stupid acts Then all moan about it together! In Internet Fora opinions flow Can anyone spot […]
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Computer Hoaxes
Based on a tradition of tech-hoaxes: (See footnote) If you’ve never heard the expression ‘warporn,’ then you’ve never worked for a media company. It’s a fairly recent term, I’ll […]
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