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George W Bush Limericks

The last dim-witted US president called Bush
believed that oil was an animal from Kush
He sent the entire US army to find it
The generals explained how they crept up behind it.
And how Colin Powell shot it twice in the tush.


An American president whose judgement was poor
was seduced into starting a war
He sent all his troops to Iraq
But once there they couldn’t go back
Now all the president’s men can’t go home any more.


There once was a president called George
whose WMD got mislaid in a gorge
The CIA can see, but not retrieve, explained Dr Wetzel
The staff-chief flourished plans by the great General Setsel
But by then George had been knocked out by a pretzel.


Patrick Mackeown, May 2006


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