management consultancy comedy

Bastards!

Consultant:        “Hello, you are the proprietor I presume?” Customer:          “That’s correct, who on earth are you?” Consultant:        “I’m from your management consultancy. We’re late for the stock market […]

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office politics poem

Office Politics

To you and me a pencil is trivial! But see, in an office who owns it? Tis the managing director’s pencil! Now jobs are sure to be axed!   Is […]

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The office poem

The Office

The office is looking grey today The air is oppressive and heavy Locked inner doors signal who’s away I get my presentation ready   The management are huffed and puffed […]

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