management consultancy comedy

Bastards!

Consultant:        “Hello, you are the proprietor I presume?” Customer:          “That’s correct, who on earth are you?” Consultant:        “I’m from your management consultancy. We’re late for the stock market […]

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Swans diving in the river, Henley-on-Thames

Henley-on-Thames

In the flow of Green River the swans float serine The lock gates there open Pleasure boats glide in between   As the sun creeps it glitters We downcast our […]

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The Trouble with Gordon

The trouble with Gordon

Fleet Street trembles before Gordon. Sleepless editors stir steaming, midnight Horlicks. “Our presses will grind to a halt,” they wail. “What’s to be done about Gordon?”   “His children are […]

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