No Satisfaction
Little Jonny: “Dad, Dad, wake up, Dad. The Home Office is attacking your computer!” Dad rolls over in bed. Dad: “Snuffle, ppst, eughhg, snuffle. What’s that? No thank you. Snuffle.” […]
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Bastards!
Consultant: “Hello, you are the proprietor I presume?” Customer: “That’s correct, who on earth are you?” Consultant: “I’m from your management consultancy. We’re late for the stock market […]
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Computer Hoaxes
Based on a tradition of tech-hoaxes: (See footnote) If you’ve never heard the expression ‘warporn,’ then you’ve never worked for a media company. It’s a fairly recent term, I’ll […]
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Who Needs Computers?
Enjoy this computer poem! Have you ever been without a display in a sea of endless whiteness with no ability to communicate unless you decrease your brightness? Have you […]
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