Maybe We Need More Crime…
I’d Like to Report a Burglary… Before you read this story (it’s almost a true tale) you ought to know that some bright spark, in the current British Police Service, […]
» Read moreI’d Like to Report a Burglary… Before you read this story (it’s almost a true tale) you ought to know that some bright spark, in the current British Police Service, […]
» Read moreLittle Jonny: “Dad, Dad, wake up, Dad. The Home Office is attacking your computer!” Dad rolls over in bed. Dad: “Snuffle, ppst, eughhg, snuffle. What’s that? No thank you. Snuffle.” […]
» Read moreSketch One. “Crime, what crime? There’s no crime here, mate.” DC Percival Howard: “Morning, Solly, where have you been? It’s almost eleven o’clock. Superintendent Mulligan’s after you again. The […]
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