I have written a number of pieces of short fiction. Please take a moment to read some of my free short stories, and if you like them, I would welcome your feedback.
“Gosh,” I exclaimed to my very self, upon learning of the most unjust claims made against Oxford University by one Mr Cameron, Esquire. It troubles me to tell of them. […]
» Read moreFind out how Nigerian scammers try their luck This Nigerian scammers story was inspired by a real, hilarious event. My name is Andrew. I work in a bank in North […]
» Read moreWe’ve just had the most enormous security alert in the UK. And I’ve just seen Michael Chertoff, the US head of Homeland Security, who failed to inspire the world with […]
» Read moreDid I tell you that I once met a famous rock-star? When I worked in a hotel, someone told me to take a club-sandwich to Eric Clapton in the main […]
» Read moreThis short crime story is about the ambush of a Securicor van. A robbery with guns, balaclavas, get-away vehicles and all the trimmings. Enjoy! Short crime story A […]
» Read moreBased on a tradition of tech-hoaxes: (See footnote) If you’ve never heard the expression ‘warporn,’ then you’ve never worked for a media company. It’s a fairly recent term, I’ll […]
» Read moreReaders Warning! This is a shocking medical story, perhaps slightly too cruel to relate. It was told to me by a former medical student. It’s about some of the things […]
» Read moreAlexander Litvinenko murdered – polonium poisoning the apparent cause. What did actually happen? Polonium poisoning, a horrific way to die A forty-eight-year-old mother stepped into the lift of a […]
» Read more(Er, I hereby claim citizenship of Australia) – read on to learn about the invasion of Britain! England doesn’t often get invaded. William the Conqueror achieved the feat, in 1066, […]
» Read more“Would it be exhilarating to kill someone?” Adam said to me. “Killing has been done for fun before, you know. In Chicago, in 1924, two wealthy students called Nathan Leopold […]
» Read moreI started writing this Haitian voodoo story a few years ago. This fascinating country with its colourful history inspired me. Chapter 1 “Are you still there, Antonia?” a distant male […]
» Read moreThis is a true story. In England we killed our king. Well, when I say that we did, what I mean is that Oliver Cromwell did. And, having chopped the […]
» Read moreBeing poor sucks. I’ve decided that it’s better to be rich. Unfortunately there is a difficulty, known as acquisition, which stands between me and my goal. I did telephone Boris […]
» Read moreCan you imagine what would happen if one of Washington’s political commentators let loose a rumor that, “Informed sources Inside the Beltway report that First Lady Laura Bush has established […]
» Read moreHilarious Tale of Woeful, Warlike Computing. Who Deleted My Battleship? Was it you? This is what happens when you use Windows NT to run a battleship! (Based on a true […]
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