Limericks
Patrick Mackeown’s funny limericks I had a go at writing a few funny limericks. This special type of poem is particularly suitable to making a point! 1) The last dim-witted […]
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Patrick Mackeown’s funny limericks I had a go at writing a few funny limericks. This special type of poem is particularly suitable to making a point! 1) The last dim-witted […]
» Read moreWarfare details require cunning One must be mindful of pretext Find examples of grave misdoings Plan carefully what happens next! For invading Iraq, Google a PhD When asked, why […]
» Read moreCenturies of sailors knowing Setting sail and cutting ties Bravely waving tears unflowing Beyond an age of longing lies Parted by oceans man and mother He floating in Poseidon’s […]
» Read moreSavile Row is my suit! Caviar Diplomatic Dinner Solana, Kofi Annan my guests. “Condi! How nice!” See me swagger? Statesmanlike wave. Stern voice. “The fight isn’t about oil.” “A lasting […]
» Read moreAnother young child is taken snatchers in broad daylight too Now that the Kraken has woken What must the web citizens do? Can you see Internet sniffing? Know what […]
» Read moreTwain replied, are greatly exaggerated! Of Miss Heming Jefferson said Callender had the situation grossly aggravated! Clinton did not have sexual relations Kennedy always in compromising situations! Of Sabra, […]
» Read moreMy poem is the best you’ve seen Its rhyme is elegant and clean A timeless message aging through Tis more than other poets do As I get my laptop […]
» Read moreThere was a group who wanted power To ensure opponents always grew fewer They used phrases like nigger-lover Prevent folks speaking to one another! Hostility, fear and aggravation These […]
» Read moreI have thought a lot about war, and why it happens. Please read some of my war poems. In Palestine early feet were Canaanites Archaeologists study ancient Ugarit rights […]
» Read moreTo you and me a pencil is trivial! But see, in an office who owns it? Tis the managing director’s pencil! Now jobs are sure to be axed! Is […]
» Read moreThe office is looking grey today The air is oppressive and heavy Locked inner doors signal who’s away I get my presentation ready The management are huffed and puffed […]
» Read moreApparently, I am not romantic. But that doesn’t mean I can’t write funny love poems. This is how it goes: A chef worked on Salad-Prep one day Making the most […]
» Read moreWe sit in empty offices all day Wise people ignore everything we say To shuffle paper really is our goal We do well when staying off the dole Nothing […]
» Read morePrince Metternich was midwife to many nations Goebbels, propagandist, stuck to allegations Lawrence wrote Chatterley to consternation Dyer of Amritsar received our Lords’ ovations! Perfumo and Archer fell foul […]
» Read more“I’m dreaming of meaning,” said AJ Ayer to Noam Chomsky “What,” replied the Statesman, “do you wish to relate?” “Well,” the Etonian responded, “I’ve been doing some thinking. And […]
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