Read my comedies, I hope you find them funny.

No satisfaction comedy

No Satisfaction

Little Jonny: “Dad, Dad, wake up, Dad. The Home Office is attacking your computer!” Dad rolls over in bed. Dad: “Snuffle, ppst, eughhg, snuffle. What’s that? No thank you. Snuffle.” […]

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A policeman's lot comedy

A Policeman’s Lot

Sketch One. “Crime, what crime? There’s no crime here, mate.”   DC Percival Howard: “Morning, Solly, where have you been? It’s almost eleven o’clock. Superintendent Mulligan’s after you again. The […]

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Israeli General comedy

The Israeli General

Civilian: “Excuse me. I’m looking for the bathroom. I’ve never been in this building before. Can you tell me if I’m going in the right direction?” Israeli general: “Sure, it’s […]

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management consultancy comedy


Consultant:        “Hello, you are the proprietor I presume?” Customer:          “That’s correct, who on earth are you?” Consultant:        “I’m from your management consultancy. We’re late for the stock market […]

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