Maybe We Need More Crime…
I’d Like to Report a Burglary… Before you read this story (it’s almost a true tale) you ought to know that some bright spark, in the current British Police Service, […]
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No Satisfaction
Little Jonny: “Dad, Dad, wake up, Dad. The Home Office is attacking your computer!” Dad rolls over in bed. Dad: “Snuffle, ppst, eughhg, snuffle. What’s that? No thank you. Snuffle.” […]
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A Policeman’s Lot
Sketch One. “Crime, what crime? There’s no crime here, mate.” DC Percival Howard: “Morning, Solly, where have you been? It’s almost eleven o’clock. Superintendent Mulligan’s after you again. The […]
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The Israeli General
Civilian: “Excuse me. I’m looking for the bathroom. I’ve never been in this building before. Can you tell me if I’m going in the right direction?” Israeli general: “Sure, it’s […]
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Patrick’s George Bush Impersonations
George W Bush Impersonation No. 1 Patmac waddles up the middle of the room with his arms out like a penquin’s flippers, and cranks his neck from side to side. […]
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Bastards!
Consultant: “Hello, you are the proprietor I presume?” Customer: “That’s correct, who on earth are you?” Consultant: “I’m from your management consultancy. We’re late for the stock market […]
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Laurel and Hardy run the White House
George Bush, wearing a bowler hat, stands in the Oval Office behind the famous Battleship-Resolute-Desk. Tony Blair, also hatted, stands looking at him, from the centre of the eagle-headed carpet. […]
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